Forgot to introduce myself. I am Wang Yi Hong, 14 years old, Aquarius. My parents call me Ah Hong, others call me Wang Li Hong (Wang Leehom) since don't know when. But I have to clear things up. My name was given by my parents, and when it was given Leehom has not made his name yet. So my name is pure original name.
I live in Tani Town, Kedah, Malaysia. And my school is SMK Ibrahim. This coming year I will be in Form 4. I am one year younger than other students because last time in Primary Year 3 I passed the PTS exam and skipped Year 4. One thing I need to mention is, in Kedah we have to go to school on Sunday and Friday is off. So our weekend isactually Friday and Saturday. But for some business which their ticket price is higher during weekends, they are putting those 3 days as weekend, so they have one more day with more profit compared to other states.
So, I am going to school 1 day earlier than many other Malaysians. When I see someone posted on forum "still 2 days holiday left.....", I see also sad. Because I only haveone day left! During the whole holiday I have been waking up late, and tomorrow I need to wake up early. WTF. I tried using my magic to bring me back to 10 days ago, but fail. Maybe my level is not high enough, or maybe this magic cannot do this. I also don't know. Because my lovely sifu also didn't tell me what are the use of this magic. Until now I only know I can use this magic to make money, collar and apple (but I have not succeeded in apple yet).
Whatever it is, tomorrow I still need to go to school. I go to bed at 10pm. This is what I call healthy lifestyle, one day must sleep 8 hours.
But rolling on the bed, I still cannot sleep. Maybe because I am too frust, or maybe I already use to sleep at 3am. I look at my watch, OMG, it is already 12am. Looks like I have been rolling for 2 hours.
Then I start to do something stupid - counting sheep.
I count until seven thousand three hundred and ninety-eight, finally I feel some sleepiness. I look at my watch... 3am.
This shows that counting sheep is useless. I feel sleepy is because it is already 3am.
(Don't think that I wear watch while sleeping. My watch is near my bed so I can see it whenever I want.)
Not like what you are expecting, I am those people who can wake up when the alarm rings. So I am not late. My mother is teaching in evening session this year, so my father fethces me to school.
When I arrive at school, it is still not too late. Maybe due to the first day of schooling, the school is a bit more merrier than normal days. Why? Because some parents of students who come to school by bus, will send their children to school by car. I don't know what is the logic behind this. Takkan the children is not their children at other days? Or takkan they do not need to work on this day?
The first thing to do after reaching school is to find my gang. Along my way I can see groups of students walking together while chatting happily. Some walking alone, don't know where they are heading. Andsome new students walking everywhere to discover this new land. After years of experience, I can make this conclusion:
When school reopens, girls gather together saying these to each other... "You have become prettier..." , "Your new hairstyle looks nice..." .......... And then the one who is praised will shyly reply, "Where got?" , "You also."... I hear also sien lah. They don't feel guilty when they are talking something against the reality?
And for guys, they will together discuss "Which girl's boobs have become bigger." , "Some girls change their hairstyle and think they are ugly duckling becoming scwhan." , "which girl has become fatter"..... Now these are what I called words listened by normal human.
So conclusion is, girls will concoles themselves, making them more beautiful with all their talkings. Guys comment based on evidence and reality. This is what I have learnt so far.
Besides that, guys usually have one more topic to talk, i.e. in this whole new year are there any nice girls coming to our school? Why girls do not have this topic in their discussion? Because girls will only lookfor older guys, so no matter how handsome or good looking the new Form 1 guys coming, they are not belong to the girls. So the girls cannot do anything, except accepting truth that they are born too early.
After so long, I still cannot find anyone from my gang. Suddenlly someone tap on my shoulder. I turn back and look, OMGWTF, it is Li Yun Shen.
This guy, I must use some time to introduce him to you all. He is by far the most annoying fellow I have ever meet in my life. He has face of an artist, and is very tall, and is our school's basketball team captain. Don't ask me why, but the girls have affinity towards guys who play basketball. So, he is my school's biggest attraction. Even girls of other races are crazy about him. Some more got guys who give him love letter before! Maybe you all will feel weird, why do I know all these things? Actualy, this is why I hate him so much. He likes to show off. Anyone who confess to him, no matter guys or girls lah, he will start announcing to people around him.
Okay, I admit I may be a little bit jealous. People like me, who never get any girl's attention, will feel like whacking him after he showing off all these things right?
Looking at his fking face, I know he wants to report something...
"Leehom, how's your holiday?"
"Good."
"I tell you, my holiday was busy like hell." Good, go to hell then. He then describe how he busy going out with different girls etc. Listen also sien. I don't know why am I so unlucky, the first person I meet in this new year is this fellow.
He then continues, " Just now along my way, there were so many girls came and greeted me. Make me thirsty only. Excuse me ya, I need to drink water first."
WTF, what shit is he talking?
"Oh yea, this year there is one really very super beautiful girl coming, have you had the news? But I haven't seen any girls who is beautiful. I am hoping for her you know?"
Oh really? But even if this news is true, what can I do when he is around? Takkan you want me to see him and the girl have fun together?
Then, two girls come and flirt with Li Yun Shen. I take this chance to run away.
Soon the assembly will begin. I go to the Form 4 queue, only to find that my gang members are here. I walk here and there alone like a stupid fellow, mana tau they are all here...
Surprisingly, they are discussing the beauty who is coming to our school this year too, but noone has seen her yet. This unrealistic and stupid boring topic is not what I want to talk about. So I just stand with them and listen.
Now I shall introduce my friends here. The closest friend I have is Zhou Ji Lun. What he experienced is almost the same like me. People call him Zhou Jie Lun (Jay Chou), although the name is given by his parents and is given before Jay Chou starts singing. So we were already close friends since we first met.
Then here is Chen Yong Cheng. What he knows is just talking crap. But for crapsters like us, listening to crap is lots of fun, so we are friends for this reason.
Another friend is Lin Shi Ming. I think his parents were reading China history when giving him this name. (In original version, the name is same like the name of the founder of Tang Dynasty.) He is a very good person. A very good person means, very good to bully. So as time goes by, we bully him until he becomes one of the gang.
Other friends... I will introduce them if they ever invade my life.
Jay Chou, Chen Yong Cheng and Lin Shi Ming are blindly discussing how to chase this beauty. Jay Chou asks me, "Leehom, do you have any idea?"
"If she really so beautiful ah, she sure got someone to pick up her already lah." I reply, with full rational.
"Cheh, just talk for fun only ma, why so serious?" said Chen Yong Cheng.
"Yea lah, if someone has got her, I will spanar them." said Jay Chou.
After some craps, finally the assembly begins. Everytime the assembly is like this, say only start at 7.20 am but the principal will only come at 7.40 am. Waiting there is suck a frust. But everytime during assembly, the principal would be talking on the stage, and we would be talking among ourselves with all the stupid topics. Sometimes I wonder why I have so many things to talk.
It is getting hotter as the sun rises. Some students start to faint. Pity them. The girls cover their faces with their handkerchieves. But I wonder, is it only their face will turn dark and their hands their legs all will stay fair? Funny ya. We guys are much more clever compared to them. Small sized people will hide in the shadows of the tall fellows. So, big trees such as Li Yun Shen, who stood at 6 ft 3, can protect a lot of small trees. But the principal who stand in shade will never know our sufferings, and keeps on talking like nobody's business.
Finally the assembly finish. Students of different form will have to go to different place to gather, and the form teacher will assign us to our class. This is a crucial time because if suddenly I am seperated from my gang, then this year would be... hell of a year.
Jay Chou, Chen Yong Cheng and Lin Shi Ming get 4sc3, while I get 4sc1. I don't know I should feel proud or sad, because this class is the so-called first class of our form. But then when Li Yun Shen is also in this class, it is clear that I should feel sad.
(4sc1 , 4sc3 means 4 Science 1,3 , this is how our form 4 classes are called.)
One sad part of my life now is, the form 4 classes are at the last floor of the furthest block in our school (3rd floor if ground floor is counted as G and not 1). Due to excessive sadness, plus I am not any form of athlete, when I reach 3rd floor I am already half dead. And to make things worse, everyone has already reached the class and chosen their seats, so there is only one seat left, that is beside Li Yun Shen. Why the seat beside him is empty? Simply because girls and guys cannot sit together, and at least from my observation, there is no gayism in this class.
Okay, fuck all these shits. I sit down at my place, while others are busy cleaning their own place (the world is cruel, people only care for their own), I sit at my place doing nothing.
Then only I remember I should have used magic to change my class on the namelist just now!
After that, I just have to put my hand into my bag, and then use my magic to produce table cover, and whatever I want to decorate my table, until I feel that it is a bit too much.
After that, our class teacher (sorry I don't know his name) finally comes and gives us our timetable and all the shits. When he sees my table, he tells others that they should make me as role model and start decorating their tables as well... Err, what? I also have chance to get the limelight! The fellow sitting beside me looks like he is not too happy. I think this is the first time he is not the centre of attention. But who cares? You can't be the main character always, right? So just fuck it.
In the end he never talk to me the whole day.
Since today is the first day, so we don't have any class. The whole day is just about introducing ourselves and electing our class monitor. Due to huge fanbase, Li Yun Shen becomes our class monitor. Why? Because all the girls in our class voted him, so he already gets half of the whole class' support. Other nominated students totally cannot compete with him.
After the election, he cockfully thanks the teacher and those who voted him, and says that he will prove to those who didn't vote him that we just did something wrong.
Just from what you say, I believe that not voting for you is the correct choice.
Since we have no class and our class is too far away which makes the teachers lazy to come, our class has no teacher after that. I really want to run away from this stupid cocky shit. Girls from our class, and some from other classes, and some from other forms, surround him and start flirting with him. He still can survive lah, with his height he can still breath properly although being surrounded by so many people. But poor me, I nearly faint inside.
But then, I have some benefit too.
Because when the girls come, and I am sitting at my place, the part that form horizontal line with my eyes is the part that most men enjoy looking at. So while they are enjoying themselves, I have something else to enjoy too.
That is why I stay at my place that time.
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